Hi everybody! It's Furby! I've got the greatest news EVER! We're winning the war against declawing! Those stinking rotten vets who declaw aren't gonna get away with it much longer! Look at what my Auntie Ruth put on the website. http://www.pictures-of-cats.org/pro-declaws-are-outnumbered-now.html. Um..The Declawing Veterinarians Should Be Blacklisted page on Facebook is MINE!
Look at all these sites against declawing on Facebook alone! Some of the members may belong to more than one group and some idiots think that shouldn't count. But the way I look at it is: MADE YOU LOOK! If those idiots who support maiming a cat know some people belong to more than one group, then that means THEY'RE reading about how bad declawing is. Think there's any chance it will knock some sense into their noggins?
I want to tell you something funny that happened to me. I made a PORNO video! Well, according to those who believe in declawing, it was a dirty movie! The people who turned me in (likely declawing vets) said it was disturbing, bad content, blah blah blah. Here's the link to it in case you want to watch. I even sent it to Catster to get their opinion on it.
Look at me everybody! This is what smart people do instead of ripping half of our toes out. See how sweet I look just sitting there and letting the pedicure thingy file my nails. I get a GOOD treat once Sissy's done with me. Yet I was turned in for this being a video with porn content! I know I'm nekked, but please don't give mama any ideas or she'll start putting clothes on me like some of those other famous cats.
Thanks again, Auntie Ruth! There are a whole lot more pain free cats out there because you got ahold of their owners with your preaching before those awful vets did.
LOVE YOU AUNTIE RUTH!
P.S. Here's a few pictures of me sitting on the table where I get my claws filed. Mama sneakerdoodled me on that one. No room to escape or I'll fall off!